Joe Gerard: David Groh

Brenda Morgenstern: Julie Kavner

Ida Morgenstern: Nancy Walker

Martin Morgenstern: Harold Gould

Carlton The Doorman: Lorenzo Music

Gary Levy: Ron Silver

Sally Gallagher: Anne Meara

Johnny Venture: Michael Delano

Benny Goodwin: Ray Buktenica

Jack Doyle: Kenneth McMillan

Ramon Diaz: Rafael Campos

Tina: Nancy Lane